We interrupt our regularly scheduled series of New Orleans blogs for a new list of fascinating and thought-provoking subjects discussed within the past few weeks at my favorite watering hole:
- Circumcisions
- Why nobody wears a cape anymore? Or a serape either?
- Are woodchucks, groundhogs and marmots the same thing?
- How to properly reheat fish tacos
- Dean Martin celebrity roasts (and why they’re so much better than the current series of roasts on Comedy Central)
- Pumas versus cougars versus sabretooths
- Was Biz Markie the worst singer to ever have a hit single (even though it’s a good song)?
- Why Stag should be considered a health drink
- Would a vibrator make a good drink mixer?
- Why you can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning
- If elected, would Newt Gingrich be our fattest president since Taft? Or at least since before Clinton lost weight?
- Having sex with fruit (and trading up in the process)
Next time, we return to our regularly scheduled New Orleans birthday pub crawl blog …
1 comment:
You can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning, however, you can't be drunk all day uless you start the night before.
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