"I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect.” – Warren Zevon, “Werewolves of London” (1978)
Fast forward to Dec. 31, 2022: After nearly 60 years in business, the Trader Vic’s located in the London Hilton on Park Lane, the one presumably and famously referenced in the Warren Zevon song, closes for good. Meanwhile, in the United States, only three Trader Vic’s locations remain, and one of those is merely an airport kiosk in San Jose, Calif.
It can easily be argued that the Trader Vic’s brand is struggling to say the least. And if my experience at the Trader Vic’s I visited in Atlanta a couple years back is any indication, I think I know why.
Our purpose for staying in Atlanta on this trip was merely to serve as a layover on what amounted to a two-day drive to Orlando, Fla. Frankly, neither Punky or I had much interest in staying in the heart of Atlanta, but something in particular made us decide to book a night at the Hilton downtown. To our surprise, it had a Trader Vic’s. Another classic chain to cross off our bucket list, we thought.
You can only imagine how quickly the disappointment took over once we actually got there. For starters, the location of the restaurant did it no favors. For some reason, this Trader Vic’s was put on the bottom level of the hotel, and access from the main lobby was limited to only or two of about six to eight elevators. It was a time-consuming endeavor just to reach the place. Granted, this is more of a design flaw of the hotel, but it doesn’t start the Trader Vic’s experience in Atlanta off on a very positive note.