Mar 12, 2013

Things Discussed At the Brewhaus, Chapter 14

It’s a shame in a way that this isn't really Chapter 13 in this series because there are some morally bankrupt conversations that have taken place recently.  Here’s the rundown of recent topics:

The trials and tribulations of giving up watermelon for Lent

The hugely important differences between jail and prison

When Cheez Whiz goes bad, does it become Cheez Was?

Why it’s important for serial killers to have an identifiable middle name.

Speaking of serial killers, what’s with having to write lengthy manifestos?  Talk about holding a grudge … wouldn’t more people have time to read a treatise instead?

How to properly prepare goat to eat

The commodities market for saffron and vanilla

Alcohol sales – the possible key to making opera more enjoyable

Why the vetting process is so important when hiring a hit man

The ramifications of the United States’ Clean Water Act on other countries

What was the gelatinous thing in the Brewhaus popcorn? 

The best way to install a tiki hut on the back of a pontoon boat (don’t forget the hydraulics for lowering the roof!) 

Feel free to test drive any one of these conversation starters during your next pub crawl.  As always, your mileage may vary.  


Dr. Zoom said...
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Dr. Zoom said...

If ever I go the full Kaczynski, I promise to limit my comments to a thesis -- or an essay map, if I get really wound up.

David J. Cherry said...

randomly funny comments! hahah!

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